As you do love your lady Silvia: She dreams on him, that has forgot her love; You dote on her, that cares not for your love. 'Tis pity, love should be so contrary; And thinking on it makes me cry, alas! Well Pro. Well, give her that ring, and therewithal This letter! that's her chamber. - Tell my lady, I claim the promise for her heavenly picture. Your message done, hie home unto my chamber, Where thou shalt find me sad and solitary. [Exit Proteus. Jul. How many women would do such a message? To plead for that, which I would not obtain; To praise his faith, which I would have disprais'd. But cannot be true servant to my master, it knows, I would not have him speed. Enter SILVIA, attended. Jul. From my master, sir Proteus, madam. Jul. Ay, madam. Sil. Ursula, bring my picture there! When she did think my master lov'd her well, KENE II. E SE Sil. How tall was she? [Picture brought. Go, give your master this! tell him from me, Sil. I pray thee, let me look on that again! I will not look upon your master's lines: I know, they are stuff'd with protestations, Jul. Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. For, I have heard him say a thousand times, Jul. She thanks you. Sil. What say'st thou? Jul. I thank you, madam, that you tender her: Poor gentlewoman! my master wrongs her much. Sil. Dost thou know her? Jul. Almost as well, as I do know myself. To think upon her woes, I do protest, That I have wept an hundred several times. For Theseus' perjury, and unjust flight, dead be dead, Alas, poor lady! desolate and left ! - Farewell! [Exit Silvia. Jul. And she shall thank you for't, if e'er you know her. A virtuous gentlewoman, mild, and beautiful! I hope my master's suit will be but cold, Since she respects my mistress' love so much. Alas, how love can trifle with itself! Pro Thi Jul Here is her picture. Let me see! I think, If I had such a tire, this face of mine Her eyes are grey, as glass; and so are mine: Sil. Belike, she thinks, that Proteus hath forsook her. Jul. I think she doth, and that's her cause of sorrow. Sil. Is she not passing fair? Jul. She hath been fairer, madam, than she is: See, where she comes: Lady, a happy evening Sil. Amen, amen! go on, good Eglamour, Out at the postern by the abbey-wall! I fear, I am attended by some spies. 1 Egl. Fear not: the forest is not three leagues off; If we recover that, we are sure enough. SCENE II. The same. An apartment [Exeunt. in the Duke's Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA. 2 Out. Come, bring her away! 1 Out. Where is the gentleman that was with her? 3 Out. Being nimble-footed, he hath outrun us, But Moyses, and Valerius, follow him. Go thou with her to the west end of the wood, There is our captain: we'll follow him that's fled: The thicket is beset, he cannot'scape. 33 10ut. Come, I must bring you to our captain's cave: Fear not; he bears an honourable mind, Thu. I'll wear a boot, to make it somewhat rounder. Sil. O Valentine, this I endure for thee. Pro. But love will not be spurr'd to what it loaths. [Exeunt. Thu. What says she to my face? Pro. She says it is a fair one. SCENE IV. - Another part of the forest. Enter VALENTINE. Thu. Nay, then the wanton lies; my face is black. Val. How use doth breed a habit in a man! Pro. But pearls are fair; and the old saying is, Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies' eyes. Jul. 'Tis true, such pearls as put out ladies' eyes; This shadowy desert, unfrequented woods, For I had rather wink than look on them. [Aside. Thu. But well, when I discourse of love, and peace? Jul. But better, indeed, when you hold your peace. And, to the nightingale's complaining notes, [Aside. And leave no memory of what it was! Thu. What says she to my valour? Repair me with thy presence, Silvia; Pro. O, sir, she makes no doubt of that. Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain! Jul. She needs not, when she knows it cowardice. What halloing, and what stir is this to-day? [Aside. These are my mates, that make their wills their law, Thu. What says she to my birth? Have some unhappy passenger in chase: Pro. That you are well deriv'd. They love me well; yet I have much to do, Jul. True; from a gentleman to a fool. [Aside. To keep them from uncivil outrages. Thu. Considers she my possessions? Withdraw thee, Valentine; who's this comes here? Pro. O, ay; and pities them.. [Steps aside. Thu. Wherefore? Enter PROTEUS, SILVIA, and JULIA. (Though you respect not aught your servant doth,) 'Tis true; for friar Laurence met them both, Besides, she did intend confession At Patrick's cell this even; and there she was not: Sil. By thy approach thou mak'st me most unhappy. Sil. Had I been seized by a hungry lion, Therefore be gone, solicit me no more! Pro. Nay, if the gentle spirit of moving words Can no way change you to a milder form, I'll woo you like a soldier, at arms' end; And love you 'gainst the nature of love, force you. Pro. I'll force thee yield to my desire. Val. Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch; Thou friend of an ill fashion! Pro. Valentine! Val. Thou common friend, that's without faith or love; (For such is a friend now,) treacherous man! Thou hast beguil'd my hopes; nought but mine eye I have one friend alive; thou would'st disprove me. I am sorry I must never trust thee more, But count the world a stranger for thy sake. The private wound is deepest: O time, most curst! I tender it here; I do as truly suffer, Val. Then I am paid; And once again I do receive thee honest : - Is nor of heaven, nor earth; for these are pleas'd; Jul. O me, unhappy! Pro. Look to the boy. Val. Why, boy! why, wag! how now? Look up; speak. Jul. O good sir, my master charg'd me Jul. Here'tis; this is it. Pro. How! let me see: Why this is the ring I gave to Julia. Fills him with faults, makes him run through all sins: [Faints. What is in Silvia's face, but I may spy More fresh in Julia's with a constant eye? Enter Out-laws, with Duke and THURIO. Duke. Sir Valentine! Thu. Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine. Come not within the measure of my wrath: Thu. Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I; what is the To which I thus subscribe, matter? Thou art a gentleman, and well deriv'd; Take thou thy Silvia, for thou hast deserv'd her. [Gives a ring. Duke. I grant it for thine own, whate'er it be. Jul. O, cry you mercy, sir, I have mistook; This is the ring you sent to Silvia. [Shows another ring. Pro. But, how cam'st thou by this ring? at my depart, I gave it unto Julia. Jul. And Julia herself did give it me; And Julia herself hath brought it hither. Pro. How! Julia! Jul. Behold her, that gave aim to all thy oaths, It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, Women to change their shapes, than men their minds. Pro. Than men their minds! 'tis true: O heaven! were man But constant, he were perfect: that one error Val. These banish'd men, that I have kept withal, 'tis your penance, but Val. Please you, I'll tell you as we pass along, S 55 Sle ma bil S thr S S E 2 Shal. Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-pound? Slen. In the county of Gloster, justice of peace, and coram. Slen. Ay, and ratolorum too; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself armigero; in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, armigero. Shal. Ay, that we do; and have done any time these three hundred years. Slen. All his successors, gone before him, have done't; and all his ancestors, that come after him, may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat. Eva. Yes, py'r-lady; if he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but this is all one: If sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church and will be glad to do my benevolence, to make atonements and compromises between you. Shal. The Council shall hear it; it is a riot. Eva. It is not meet the Council hear a riot; there is no fear of Got in a riot: the Council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in that. Shal. Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. Eva. It is petter that friends is the sword, and endit: and there is another device in my prain, which, peradventure,prings goot discretions with it. There is Anne Page, which is daugther to Master George Page, which is pretty virginity. Slen. Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman. Eva. It is that fery verson for all the 'orld, as just as you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of monies, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire, upon his death'sbed, (Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!) give, when Eva. Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny. Shal. I know the young gentlewoman; she has good gifts. Eva. Seven hundred pounds, and possibilities, is good gifts. Shal. Well, let us see honest master Page: Is Fallstaff there? Eva. Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar, as I do despise one that is false; or, as I despise one that is not true. The knight, sir John, is there; and I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door [knocks] for master Page. What, hoa! Got pless your house here! Enter PAGE. Page. Who's there? Eva. Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and justice Shallow: and here young master Slender; that, peradventures, shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings. Page. I am glad to see your worships well: I thank you for my venison, master Shallow. Shal. Master Page, I am glad to see you; much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill kill'd: How doth good mistress Page? and I love you always with my heart, la; ; with my heart. Page. Sir, I thank you. Shal. Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do. Page. I am glad to see you, good master Slender. Slen. How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say, he was out-run on Cotsale. Page. It could not be judged, sir. Slen. You'll not confess, you'll not confess, Shal. That he will not; -'tis your fault, 'tis your fault: - 'Tis a good dog. Page. A cur, sir. Shal. Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog; can there be more said? he is good, and fair. Is sir John Falstaff here? Page. Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you. Eva. It is spoke as a christians ought to speak. Shal. Tut, a pin! this shall be answer'd. Fal. Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very well Shal. The Council shall know this. Fal. I will answer it straight. -I have done all this:- met: by your leave, good mistress. [Kissing her. Fal. 'Twere better for you, if it were known in coun- gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. sel: you'll be laugh'd at. Page, Wife, bid these gentlemen welcome: -- Eva. Pauca verba, sir John, good worts. Fal. Good worts! good cabbage.-Slender, I broke your head; what matter have you against me? How now, Simple! Where have you been? I must wait on myself, must I? You have not The book of Riddles about you, have you? Slen. Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your coney-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. They carried me to the tavern, and made me drunk, and afterwards picked my pocket. Bard. You Banbury cheese! Slen. Ay, it is no matter. Pist. How now, Mephostophilus? Slen. Ay,it is no matter. Nym. Slice, I say! pauca, pauca; slice! that's my humour. Slen. Where's Simple, my man?-can you tell, cousin? Eva. Peace: I pray you! Now let us understand: There is three umpires in this matter, as I understand: that is-master Page, fidelicet, master Page; and there is myself, fidelicet, myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter. Page. We three, to hear it, and end it between them. Eva. Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my notebook; and we will afterwards'ork upon the cause, with as great discreetly as we can. Fal. Pistol, Pist. He hears with ears. Eva. The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, He hears with ears? Why it is affectations. Fal. Pistol, did you pick master Slender's purse? Slen. Ay, by these gloves, did he, (or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else) of seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward shovel-boards, that cost me two shilling and two pence a gloves piece of Yead Miller, by these gloves. Fal. Is this true, Pistol? Sim. Book of Riddles! why, did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon Allhallowmas last, a fortnight afore Michaelmas? Shal. Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you. A word with you, coz: marry, this, coz; There is, as 'twere, atender, a kind of tender, made afar off by sir Hugh here;-Do you understand me? Slen. Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable; ifit be so, I shall do that that is reason. Shal. Nay, but understand me. Slen. So I do, sir. Eva. Give ear to his motions, master Slender: I will description the matter to you, if you be capacity of it. Slen. Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says: I pray you, pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his country, simple though I stand here. Eva. But this is not the question; the question is concerning your marriage. Shal. Ay, there's the point, sir. Eva. Marry, is it; the very point of it; to mistress Anne Page. Slen. Why, if it be so, I will marry her, upon any reasonable demands. Eva. But can you affection the 'oman? Let us command to know that of your mouth, or of your lips; for divers philosophers hold, that the lips is parcel of the mouth; - Therefore, precisely, can you carry your good will to the maid? Shal. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her? Eva. No; it is false, if it is a pick-purse. master mine, I combat challenge of this latten bilbo : Word of denial in thy labras here; Word of denial: froth and scum, thou liest. Slen. By these gloves, then 'twas he. Nym. Be advised, sir, and pass good humours; I will say, marry trap, with you, if you run the nuthook's humour on me; that is the very note of it. Slen. By this hat, then he in the red face had it: for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass. Fal. What say you, Scarlet and John? Bard. Why, sir, for my part, I say, the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. Eva. It is his five senses: fie, what the ignorance is! Bard. And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions pass'd the careires. Slen. I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if Slen. Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but 'tis no |