Mar. (R. c.) You are all wisdom. SirG. I would be worldly wise; for the other wis dom, That does prescribe us a well-goven'd life, And to do right to others as ourselves, I value not an atom. Mar. What course take you, To hedge in the manor Of your neighbour, Mr. Frugal? As 'tis said, And his land, lying in the midst of your many lordships, Is a foul blemish. Sir G. I have thought of't, Marrall; And it shall take. [Placing his hand on MARRALL'S shoulder.] I must have all men, sellers, And I the only purchaser. Mar. "Tis most fit, sir. Sir G. I'll therefore buy some cottage near his manor; Which done, I'll make my men break ope' his fences, Ride o'er his standing corn, and in the night Set fire to his barns, or break his cattle's legs; Mar. Wellborn was apt to sell, and needed not Sir G. Well thought on, That varlet, Wellborn, lives too long, to upbraid me With my close cheat put upon him. Will nor cold Nor hunger kill him? Mar. I know not what to think on't. I've us'd all means; and, the last night, I caus'd And have been since with all your friends and tenants, Yet they should not relieve him. This is done, sir Sir G. That was something, Marrall; but thou must go further, And suddenly, Marrall. Mar. Where and when you please, sir. Sir G. I'd have thee seek him out, and, if thou canst, Persuade him that 'tis better steal than beg: Then, if I prove he has but robb'd a hen-roost, And 'tis thy master-piece. Mar. I'll do my best, sir. Sir G. I'm now on my main work, with the Lord. Lovell, The gallant-minded, popular, Lord Lovell, The minion of the people's love. I hear He's come into the country; and my aims are, To insinuate myself into his knowledge, And then invite him to my house. Mar. I have you; This points at my young mistress. That humble title, and be honourable, Right honourable, Marrall, my right honourable daughter; If all I have, or e'er shall get, will do it! Of errant knights decay'd, and brought so low, That, for cast clothes and meat, will gladly serve her And 'tis my glory, tho' I come from the city, To have their issue, whom I have undone, To kneel to mine, as bond-slaves. Mar. 'Tis fit state, sir. Sir G. And therefore, I'll not have a chamber-maid That ties her shoes, or any meaner office, But such whose fathers were right worshipful. 'Tis a rich man's pride! there having ever been More than a feud, a strange antipathy, Between us and true gentry. Enter WELLBORN, R. Mar. (c.) See, who's here, sir. [Crosses to L.C Sir G. (L.) Hence, monster! prodigy! I am your nephew, sir, your sister's son. Sir G. Avoid my sight! thy breath's infectious, rogue! I shun thee as a leprosy, or the plague, Come hither, Marrall.-This is the time to work him. Mar. (L.) I warrant you, sir. [Exit SIR GILES, L. Well. (R. C.) By this light, I think, he's mad. Mar. (c.) Mad! had you ta'en compassion on yourself, You long since had been mad. Well. You've ta'en a course, Between you and my venerable uncle, To make me so. Mar. (R. C.) The more pale-spirited you, That would not be instructed. I swear deeplyWell. (L. c.) By what? Mar. By my religion. Well. Thy religion? The devil's creed!-But what would you have done? Before, like you, I had outliv'd my fortunes, Well. I thank you. Mar. Will you stay till you die in a ditch? But that you'll put the state to charge and trouble, Well. Here's variety, I must confess; but I'll accept of none Of all your gentle offers, I assure you. Mar. If you like not hanging, drown yourself; take some course For your reputation. Well. "Twill not do, dear tempter, With all the rhetorick the fiend hath taught you, I am as far as thou art from despair; Nay, I have confidence, which is more than hope, To live and suddenly, better than ever. [Crosses to L c. Mar. Ha! ha! these castles, you build in the air, Will not persuade me or to give or lend A token to you. Well. I'll be more kind to thee: Come, thou shalt dine with me. Mar. With you! Well, Nay more, dine gratis. C Mar. (c.) Under what hedge, I pray you? or at whose cost? Are they padders, or gipsies, that are your consorts ? Mar. Lady! what lady' With the lady of the lake, or queen of fairies? Thy brain is crack'd. Well. Mark there with what respect I am entertained. Mar. With choice, no doubt, of dog-whips. Why, dost thou ever hope to pass her porter? Well. "Tis not far off, go with me; trust thine own eyes. Mar. Troth, in my hope, or my assurance rather, To see thee curvet and mount like a dog in a blanket, If ever thou presume to pass her threshold, I will endure thy company. Well. Come along then. [Crosses, and exeunt, R. SCENE II.-The Hall in Lady Allworth's House. Enter WATCHALL, FURNACE, ORDER, AMBLE, and ALLWORth, R. Allw. (L.) Your courtesies o'erwhelm me: I much grieve To part with such true friends; and yet find comfort. Will speedily bring me back. [WELLBORN and MARRALL without, L. WELLBORN knocks-Exit WATCHALL, L. Mar. Dar'st thou venture further? Amb. (R. c.) Perform it bravely. [Knocks. Fur. (L. C.) I know my cue, ne'er doubt me. [Exeunt FURNACE, L. S. E. ORDER and AMBLE, R. Enter WATCHALL, WELLBORN, and MARRALL, L. Wat. Beast that I was, to make you stay! Most wel come; You were long since expected. Well. (L. C.) Say so much To my friend, pray you. Wat. (R. C.) For your sake, I do, sir. Well. (c.) Mum; this is nothing. Mar. More than ever I'd have believ'd, tho' I had found it in my primer. Allw. (R.) When I have given you reasons for my late harshness, You'll pardon and excuse me; for, believe me, Though now I part abruptly, [Crosses to c.] in my service I will deserve it. Mar. Service! with a vengeance! Allw. All joy stay with you! [Crosses, and Exit, L. Enter AMBLE, R. Amb. You're happily encounter'd; I ne'er yet Presented one so welcome as I know, You will be to my lady. Mar. This is some vision; Or, sure, these men are mad, to worship a dunghill; Well. Be still a pagan, An unbelieving infidel; be so, miscreant, And meditate on blankets, and on dog-whips! Enter FURNACE, L. s. E.-Comes between WELL. and MAR. Fur. I'm glad you're come; until I know your pleasüre, I knew not how to serve up my lady's dinner. Mar. His pleasure! is it possible? Well. What's thy will? Fur. Marry, sir, I have Some rails and quails, and my lady will'd me ask you, What kind of sauces best affect your palate, That I may use my utmost skill to please it. [WELLBORN whispers FURNACE up the Stage. Mar. Walking about, amazed.] The devil's enter'd this cook: sauce for his palate, That, on my knowledge, Durst wish but cheese-parings and brown bread on Sun days! |