There did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow 1 of thy mirth,'

Cos. Me.

King. that unlettered, small-knowing soul,' Cos. Me.

King.that shallow vassal,'

Cos. Still me.

King. —' which, as I remember, hight 2 Costard," Cos. O me!

King.sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon with-with,-O with-but with this I passion to say wherewith: '

Cos. With a wench.

King. —'with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him I (as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on) have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, by thy sweet grace's officer, Antony Dull, a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation.'

Dull. Me, an't shall please you; I am Antony Dull.

King. For Jaquenetta, (so is the weaker vessel called, which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain) I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to

A minnow is a very small fish

2 Called.

trial. Thine, in all complements of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty,

· DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO.'

Bir. This is not so well as I looked for, but the best that ever I heard.

King. Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to this?

Cos. Sir, I confess the wench.

King. Did you hear the proclamation?

Cos. I do confess much of the hearing it but little of the marking of it.

King. It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment to be taken with a wench.

Cos. I was taken with none, sir; I was taken with a damosel.

King. Well, it was proclaimed damosel.

Cos. This was no damosel neither, sir; she was a virgin.

King. It is so varied too; for it was proclaimed, virgin.

Cos. If it were, I deny her virginity: I was taken with a maid.

King. This maid will not serve your turn, sir.
Cos. This maid will serve my turn, sir.

King. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast a week with bran and water.

Cos. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge.

King. And Don Armado shall be your keeper :My lord Biron, see him deliver❜d o'er;

And go we, lords, to put in practice that
Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.—

[Exeunt King, Longaville, and Dumain.

Bir. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat, These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn.— Sirrah, come on.

Cos. I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is, I was taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true girl; and therefore, welcome the sour cup of prosperity! Affliction may one day smile again, and till then, sit thee down, Sorrow! [Exeunt.

SCENE II.

Another part of the same.

Armado's house.

Enter ARMADO and MOTH.

Arm. Boy, what sign is it, when a man of great

spirit grows melancholy?

Moth. A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. Arm. Why, sadness is one and the self-same thing, dear imp.

Moth. No, no; O lord, sir, no.

Arm. How canst thou part sadness and melan choly, my tender juvenal ? 1

Moth, By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior.

Arm. Why tough senior? why tough senior?

1 Youth.

Moth. Why tender juvenal? why tender juvenal? Arm. I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton, appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender.

Moth. And I, tough senior, as an appertinent title to your old time, which we may name tough. Arm. Pretty, and apt.

Moth. How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt; or I apt, and my saying pretty?

Arm. Thou pretty, because little.

Moth. Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt?

Arm. And therefore apt, because quick.

Moth. Speak you this in my praise, master?

Arm. In thy condign praise.

Moth. I will praise an eel with the same praise. Arm. What? that an eel is ingenious?

Moth. That an eel is quick.

Arm. I do say, thou art quick in answers. Thou

heatest my blood.

Moth. I am answered, sir.

Arm. I love not to be crossed.

Moth. He speaks the mere contrary; crosses 1 love not him.

[aside.

Arm. I have promised to study three years with the duke.

Moth. You may do it in an hour, sir.
Arm. Impossible.

1 A cross is the name of a coin once current.

Moth. How many is one thrice told?

Arm. I am ill at reckoning; it fitteth the spirit

of a tapster.

Moth. You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir. Arm. I confess both; they are both the varnish of a complete man.

Moth. Then, I am sure, you know how much the gross sum of deuce-ace amounts to.

Arm. It doth amount to one more than two.

Moth. Which the base vulgar do call three.
Arm. True.

Moth. Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now here is three studied, ere you'll thrice wink : and how easy it is to put years to the word three, and study three years in two words, the dancing horse will tell you.

Arm. A most fine figure!

Moth. To prove you a cipher.

[aside.

Arm. I will hereupon confess, I am in love: and, as it is base for a soldier to love, so am I in love with a base wench. If drawing my sword against the humor of affection would deliver me from the reprobate thought of it, I would take Desire prisoner, and ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devised courtesy. I think scorn to sigh; methinks, I should out-swear Cupid. Comfort me, boy. What great men have been in love?

Moth. Hercules, master.

1 A remarkable horse in the time of Shakspeare.