They banished him beyond the sea, But ah! they caught him at the last, They've hanged my braw John Highlandman, And, now a widow, I must mourn HOT CODLINS. Music at Wybrow's. A LITTLE old woman her living got And this little old woman who codlins sold, [co.d. Ri tel, &c. This little old woman set off in a trot, The glass she fill'd till the bottle shrunk, This little old woman, while muzzy she got, Powder under her pan put, and in it round stones; Says the little old woman," these apples have bones!" The powder the pan in her face did send, Which sent the old woman on her latter Ri tol, &c. The little old woman then up she got, All in a fury, hot! hot! hot! Says she," Such boys, sure, never were known Now here is a moral, round let it buz If you mean to sell codlins, never get Ri tol, &c. THE STEAM CIGAR. Music-at Duncomb's, Middle-Row, Holborn. A SONG I'll sing, a regular joker, Of a man, a terrible smoker: He smoked away from night till morn, 'Tis said, he smoked as soon as born. He tried Havannah, Cuba too, Ri too ral, &c. He tried tobacco, none would do, Ri too ral, &c. He lit his cigar, and he puffed the smoke Ri too ral, &c. It burnt away to his heart's desire: Ri too ral, &c. When into a room his nose he pokes, Ri too ral, &c. 'Tis said in London,-and this is no joke,- Ri too ral, &c. One day, when on the Monument top, Ri too ral, &c. He smoked away to his heart's desire, Ri too ral, &c. A TRAVELLER STOPPED AT A WIDOW'S GATE. A TRAVELLER stopped at a widow's gate; The chambermaid's sides they were ready to crack, When she saw his queer nose, and hump on his back; (A hump isn't handsome no doubt;) And, though 'tis confess'd that the prejudice goes Very strongly in favour of wearing a nose, A nose shouldn't look like a snout. A bag full of gold on the table he laid, It had a wond'rous effect on the widow and maid, And they quickly grew marvellous civil; The money immediately altered the case, [his face, WHAT'S A WOMAN LIKE? Music-at Duncomb's, Middle-Row, Holborn. A WOMAN is like to-but stay! What a woman is like who can say? There's no living with or without one. Love bites like a fly, Now an ear, now an eye, She is like to my mind, She's as good, very near, As a ripe melting peach in September. If she laugh and she chat, And with smiles and good humour she meet me, She's like a rich dish Of venison or fish, That cries from the table, " come, eat me." But she'll plague and she'll vex you, False-hearted and ranging, What, then, do you think she is like? Like a wheel, like a clock Ay, a clock that is always at strike. Her head's like the island folks tell on, Like the wind, like the sea, Whose raging will hearken to no man. Like a mill, like a pill, Whose image is constant to no man. Like a flower, like a shower, Like a fly, like a pie, Like a pea, like a flea, Like a thief, like-in brief, She's like nothing on earth but a woman. ADIEU, MY NATIVE LAND, ADIEU, Music at Holloway's, Hanway-Yard. ADIEU, my native land, adieu! The vessel spreads her swelling sails; Perhaps I never more may view Your fertile fields, your flowery dales. Delusive hope can charm no more, Adieu, my native, &c. |