The Canadian Book of SnobsDundurn, 1998 - 292 pagini Are you a snob? Then why not learn to do it right? Study this revolutionary work and become a Canadian Snob of Distinction! Victoria Branden has traced the history of Snobbery from its pre-human roots to our own era, in our own country, and has enunciated the definitive Theory of Snobbery. She examines its evolution from its crude beginnings to its present confused state, with detailed study of the most important types of snobbery, distinguishing Goodsnobs from Badsnobs, experts from fumbling amateurs. Snobbery has influenced history at least as much as the invention of the wheel or the printing press, which were probably actually inspired by snob instincts. Always staunchly patriotic, Ms. Branden has given particular attention to Canadian Snobs, who have been until this time gravely neglected in both life and literature, and has provided Canadian Snobmodels by which we can be guided to higher and better levels of Snobbery. She finds a certain lack of professionalism among Canadian Snobs: Snobbery is not acknowledged as an Olympic contender, and has received no recognition in this year's "black budget." So there is much to be done, urgently! Branden has thoughtfully provided Snobexercises (video later) by which you can develop Snobmuscle. Careful study, with diligent practice and iron self-discipline, will help you to achieve great heights of Snob-expertise, using techniques and materials particularly suited to the Canadian climate and social mores. Other how-to books claim to "make it easy" to succeed. We do not. Achieving Snob-distinction is hard, gruelling, and incessant work - but the rewards are incalculable. Any jerk can be a snob, and usually is. But to be a truly Great Snob, an upper-case Snob, a Snob who will go down in history like Beau Brummell or Oscar Wilde ah, that is attainable only by the few. |
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... less successfully by Michael Innis , who believed that all Americans of whatever class begin every sentence with " Say " or " I guess . " Harvard PhD holders may be recognized as PLU , as long as they are careful not to be Genteel ...
... less big and tough were followers , until you got down to scared little fellows with no muscles , who had to stay home and help the women , who of course ( since they were by nature smaller and weaker ) were the lowest of the hierarchy ...
... less hung up on honour than their mates , though because of their deficiency in massiveness , their influence was negligible . As mentioned , upper class males ' work was killing only , whether of animals in the hunt , or each other in ...
... less complete , and less courageous than men , though they could acquire virtue by being obedient . Christianity did not hold with educating women , except for nuns . St. Paul's strictures on the deplorable influence of women are well ...
... less pleasant or virtuous . The idea that you are superior , whether by divine right or by some other means , is almost invariably bad for the character . The very rich , who are today's royalty in practice if not in theory , are ...
Cuprins
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Sexsnobbery | 64 |
Worksnobbery 1 | 74 |
BlueCollar | 87 |
Slavery or Squalor? | 96 |
Educationsnobbery | 162 |
Foodsnobbery | 175 |
Herosnob | 189 |
Home Sweet Home House and Garden Snobbery | 199 |
Lawnsnobbery or The Revenge of the Lawn | 207 |
The Perversity Principle in Literary Criticism Snobbery | 214 |
Painting and Sculpture | 227 |
Poemsnob | 240 |
Summary of Part 1 | 102 |
Practice in Snobrecognition and Snobanalysis | 108 |
PET | 118 |
Agesnob | 134 |
Ancestor or Ancient Lineage Snobbery | 140 |
Clothessnobbery | 151 |
SicksnobSportsnob | 264 |
Wordsnobbery | 276 |
Conclusion | 285 |
Bibliography 292 | |