rality, and such likc, the spice and salt that season And think them shames, which are, indeed, nought a man ? else Cres. Ay, a minced man: and then to be baked But the protractive trials of great Jove, with no date in the pye, - for then the man's date Tɔ find persistive constancy in men ? is out. The fineness of which metal is not found Pan. You are such a woman! one knows not at In fortune's love : for then, the bold and coward, what ward you lie. The wise and fool, the artist and unread, Cres. Upon my back, to defend my belly ; upon The lard and soft, seem all affin'd and kin : my wit, to defend my wiles; upon my secrecy, to But, in the wind and tempest of her frown, defend mine · honesty; my mask, to defend my Distinction, with a broad and powerful fan, beauty; and you, to defend all these : and at all Puffing at all, winnows the light away ; these wards I lie, at a thousand watches. And what hath mass, or matter, by itself Pan. Say one of your watches. Lies, rich in virtue, and unmingled. Cres. Nay, I'll watch you for that; and that's one Nest. With due observance of thy godlike seat, of the chiefest of them too; if I cannot ward what Great Agamemnon, Nestor shall apply I would not have hit, I can watch you for telling Thy latest words. In the reproof of chance how I took the blow; unless it swell past hiding, Lies the true proof of men: the sea being smooth, and then it is past watching. How many shallow bauble boats dare sail Pan. You are such another! Upon her patient breast, making their way With those of nobler bulk ? But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage The strong-ribb'd bark through liquid mountains cut, Boy. At your own house; there he unarms him. Bounding between the two moist elements, Pan. Good boy, tell him I come : [Exit Boy.) Like Perseus' horse: Where's then the saucy boat, I doubt, he be hurt. — Fare ye well, good niece. Whose weak untimber'd sides but even now Cres. Adieu, uncle. Co-rival'd greatness? either to harbour fled, Pan. I'll be with you, niece, by and by. Or made a toast for Neptune. Even so Cres. To bring, uncle, Doth valour's show, and valour's worth, divide, Pan. Ay, a token from Troilus. In storms of fortune: For, in her ray and brightness, Cres. By the same token - you are a bawd. The herd hath more annoyance by the brize, [Exit PANDARUS. | Than by the tiger; but when the splitting wind Words, vows, griefs, tears, and love's full sacrifice, Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks, He offers in another's enterprize : And flies fled under shade, Why, then, the thing o. But more in Troilus thousand fold I see courage, Than in the glass of Pandar's praise may be ; As rous'd with rage, with rage doth sympathize, Yet hold I off. Women are angels, wooing : And, with an accent tun'd in self-same key, Things won are done, joy's soul lies in the doing : Returns to chiding fortune. That she belov'd knows nought, that knows not this, Ulyss. Agamemnon, Men prize the thing ungain’d more than it is : Thou great commander, nerve and bone of Greece, That she was never yet, that ever knew Heart of our numbers, soul and only spirit, Love got so sweet, as when desire did sue : In whom the tempers and the minds of all Therefore this maxim out of love I teach, Should be shut up, - hear what Ulysses speaks. Achievement is command ; ungain’d, beseech : Besides the applause and approbation Then though my heart's content firm love doth bear, | The which, - most mighty for thy place and sway, Nothing of that shall from mine eyes appear. [Erit. [To AGAMEMNON. And thou most reverend for thy stretch'd-out life, SCENE III. – The Grecian Camp. Before [T. NESTOR. Agamemnon's Tent. I give to both your speeches, - which were such, As Agamemnon and the hand of Greece Trumpets. Enter AGAMEMNON, Nestor, ULYSSES, Should hold up high in brass ; and such again, MENELAUS, and others.. As venerable Nestor, hatch'd in silver, Agam. Princes, Should with a bond of air (strong as the axletree What grief hath set the jaundice on your cheeks? On which heaven rides,) knit all the Greekish ears The ample proposition, that hope makes To his experienc'd tongue, yet let it please both, In all designs begun on earth below, Thou great, and wise, - to hear Ulysses speak. Fails in the promis'd largeness: checks and disasters Agam. Speak, prince of Ithaca ; and be't of less Grow in the veins of actions highest rear’d; expect As knots, by the conflux of meeting sap, That matter needless, of importless burden, Infect the sound pine, and divert his grain Divide thy lips; than we are confident, Tortive and errant from his course of growth. When rank Thersites opes his mastiff jaws, Nor, princes, is it matter new to us, We shall hear musick, wit, and oracle. That we come short of our suppose so far, Ulyss. Troy, yet upon his basis, had been down, That, after seven years’ siege, yet Troy walls stand; And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master, Sith every action that hath gone before, But for these instances. Whereof we have record, trial did draw The specialty of rule hath been neglected : Bias and thwart, not answering the aim, And, look, how many Grecian tents do stand And that unbodied figure of the thought Hollow upon this plain, so many hollow factions, That gav't surinised shape. Why then, you princes, When that the general is not like the hive, Do you with cheeks abaslı'd behold our works; To whom the foragers shall al repair, What honey is expected ? Degree being vizarded, And, like a strutting player, - whose conceit "Twixt his stretch'd footing and the scaffoldage, Insisture, course, proportion, season, form, Such to-be-pitied and o'er-wrested seeming Otlice, and custom, in all line of order : He acts thy greatness in : and when he speaks, And therefore is the glorious planet, Sol, 'Tis like a chime a mending; with terms unsquar'd, In noble eminence enthron'd and spher'd Which, from the tongue of roaring Typhon dropp'd Amidst the other; whose med'einable eye Would seem hyperboles. At this fusty stuff, Corrects the ill aspects of planets evil, The large Achiiles, on his press'd bed lolling, And posts, like the commandment of a king, From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause; Sans check, to good and bad : But, when the planets, Cries - Excellent ! 'Tis Agamemnon just. In evil mixture, to disorder wander, Now play me Nestor; - hem, and stroke thy beard, What plagues, and what portents? what mutiny ? As he, being 'drest to some oration. What raging of the sea ? shaking of earth ? That's done; -- as near as the extremest ends Commotion in the winds ? frights, changes, horrors, Of parallels : as like as Vulcan and his wife: Divert and crack, rend and deracinate Yet good Achilles still cries, Excellent ; The unity and married calm of states 'Tis Nestor right ! Now play him me, Patroclus, Quite from their fixture? O, when degree is shak’d, Arming to answer in a night alarm. Which is the ladder of all high designs, And then, forsooth, the faint defects of age The enterprize is sick! How could communities, Must be the scene of mirth ; to cough, and spit, Degrees in schools, and brotherhoods in cities, And with a palsy-fumbling on his gorget, Peaceful commérce from dividable shores, Shake in and out the rivet; - And at this sport, The primogenitive and due of birth, Sir Valour dies; cries, 0! - enough, Patroclus;Prerogative of age, crowns, sceptres, laurels, Or give me ribs of steel! I shall spilit all But by degree, stand in authentick place ? In pleasure of my spleen. And in this fashion, Take but degree away, untune that string, All our abilities, gifts, natures, shapes, Success, or loss, what is, or is not, serves As stuff for these two to make paradoxes. With an imperial voice,) many are infect. Should lose their names, and so should justice too. Ajax is grown self-will’d; and bears his head Then every thing includes itself in power, In such a rein, in full as proud a place Power into will, will into appetite; As broad Achilles ; keeps his tent like him; And appetite, an universal wolf, Makes factious feasts ; rails on our state of war, So doubly seconded with will and power, Bold as an oracle ; and sets Thersites Must make perforce an universal prey, (A slave, whose gall coins slanders like a mint,) And, last, eat up himself. Great Agamemnon, To match us in comparisons with dirt; This chaos, when degree is suffocate, To weaken and discredit our exposure, Follows the choking. How rank soever rounded in with danger. And this neglection of degree it is, Ulyss. They tax our policy, and call it cowardice; That by a pace goes backward, with a purpose Count wisdom as no member of the war ; It hath to climb. The general's disdain'd Forestall prescience, and esteem no act By him one step below ; he, by the next; But that of hand : the still and mental parts, That next, by him beneath : so every step, That do contrive how many hands shall strike, Exampled by the first pace that is sick When fitness calls them on; and know, by measurə Of his superior, grows to an envious fever Of their observant toil, the enemies' weight, Of pale and bloodless emulation : Why, this hath not a finger's dignity : And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot, They call this — bed-work, mappery, closet-war : Not her own sinews. To end a tale of length, So that the ram, that batters down the wall, Troy in our weakness stands, not in her strength. For the great swing and rudeness of his poize, Nest. Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd They place before his hand that made the engine; The fever whereof all our power is sick. Or those, that with the fineness of their souls Nest. Let this be granted, and Achilles' horse Ulyss. The great Achilles,—whom opinion crowns Makes many Thetis' sons. [Trumpet sounds The sinew and the forehand of our host, Agam. What trumpet ? look, Menelaus. Enter ÆNEAS. Agarm. What would you 'fore our tent? Breaks scurril jests; Æne. Is this And with ridiculous and aukward action Great Agamemnon's tent, I pray ? (Which, slanderer, he imitation calls,) Agam. Even this. He pageants us. Sometime, great Agamemnon, Æne. May one, that is a herald, and a prince, Thy topless deputation he puts on; Do a fair message to his kingly ears? Agam. With surety stronger than Achilles' arm The Grecian dames are sun-burn'd, and not worth 'Fore all the Greekish heads, which with one voice The splinter of a lance. Even so much. Call Agamemnon head and general. Agam. This shall be told our lovers, lord Æneas ; Æne. Fair leave, and large security. How may If none of them have soul in such a kind, A stranger to those most imperial looks We left them all at home : But we are soldiers ; Know them from eyes of other mortals ? And may that soldier a mere recreant prove, Agam. How ? That means not, hath not, or is not in love! Æne. Ay; If then one is, or hath, or means to be, I ask, that I might waken reverence, That one meets Hector; if none else, I am he. And bid the cheek be ready with a blush Nest. Tell him of Nestor, one that was a man Modest as morning when she coldly eyes When Hector's grandsire suck'd: he is old now; The youthful Phæbus : But, if there be not in our Grecian host Which is that god in office, guiding men? One noble man, that hath one spark of fire Which is the high and mighty Agamemnon ? To answer for his love, Tell him from me, Agam. This Trojan scorns us; or the men of Troy i'll hide my silver beard in a gold beaver, Are ceremonious courtiers. And in my vantbrace put this wither'd brawn; Æne. Courtiers as free, as debonair, unarm’d, And meeting him, will tell him, that my lady As bending angels; that's their fame in peace : Was fairer than his grandame, and as chaste But when they would seem soldiers, they have galls, As may be in the world; his youth in flood, Good arms, strong joints, true swords : and Jove's I'll prove this truth with my three drops of blood. accord, Àne. Now heavens forbid such scarcity of youth ! Nothing so full of heart. But peace, Eneas, Ulyss. Amen. Peace, Trojan ; lay thy finger on thy lips ! Agam. Fair lord Æneas, let me touch your hand ; The worthiness of praise distains his worth, To our pavilion shall I lead you, sir. So shall each lord of Greece, from tent to tent: That breath fame blows; that praise, sole pure, Yourself shall feast with us before you go, transcends. And find the welcome of a noble foe. Ayam. Sir, you of Troy, call you yourself [Exeunt all but Ulysses and Nestor. Æneas? Ulyss Vestor, Æne. Ay, Greek, that is my name. Nest. What says Ulysses ? Agam. What's your affair, I pray you ? Ulyss. I have a young conception in my brain, Ene. Sir, pardon ; 'tis for Agamemnon's ears. Be you my time to bring it to some shape. Ayam. He hears not privately, that comes from Nest. What is't? Troy. Ulyss. This 'tis : Æne. Nor I from Troy come not to whisper him : Blunt wedges rive hard knots : The seeded pride I bring a trumpet to awake his ear; That hath to this maturity blown up To set his sense on the attentive bent, In rank Achilles, must or now be cropp'd, And then to speak. Or, shedding, breed a nursery of like evil, Agam. Speak frankly as the wind; To overbulk us all. It is not Agamemnon's sleeping hour : Nest. Well, and how ? That thou shalt know, Trojan, he is awake, Ulyss. This challenge that the gallant Hector sends, He tells thee so himself. However it is spread in general name, Ene. Trumpet, blow loud, Relates in purpose only to Achilles. Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents; Nest. The purpose is perspicuous even as subAnd every Greek of mettle, let him know, stance, What Troy means fairly, shall be spoke aloud. Whose grossness little characters sum up: [Trumpet sounds. And, in the publication, make no strain, We have, Great Agamemnon, here in Troy But that Achilles, were his brain as barren A prince call'd Hector, (Priam is his father,) As banks of Libya, — though, Apollo knows, Who in this dull and long-continued truce 'Tis dry enough, - will, with great speed of judgIs rusty grown ; he bade me take a trumpet, ment, Ulyss. And wake him to the answer, think you? Yet in the trial much opinion dwells; With their fin'st palate: And trust to me, Ulysses, Shall make it good, or do his best to do it, Our imputation shall be oddly pois d He hath a lady, wiser, fairer, truer, In this wild action : for the success, Than ever Greek did compass in his arms; Although particular, shall give a scantling Of good or bad unto the general ; To their subsequent volumes, there is seen The baby figure of the giant mass If none, he'll say in Troy, when he retires, Of things to come at large. It is suppos'd, Yes, S s He, that meets Hector, issues from our choice : And we were better parch in Afriek sun, Should he 'scape Hector fair : If he were foil'd, As 'twere from forth us all, a man distillid Why, then we did our main opinion crush Out of our virtues; Who miscarrying, In taint of our best man. No, make a lottery; What heart receives from hence a conquering part, And, by device, let blockish Ajax draw To steel a strong opinion to themselves? The sort to fight with Hector : Among ourselves, Which entertain'd, limbs are his instruments, Give him allowance for the better man, In no less working, than are swords and bows For that will physick the great Myrmidon, Directive by the limbs. Who broils in loud applause; and make him fall Ulyss. Give pardon to my speech ; His crest, that prouder than blue Iris bends. Yet go we under our opinion still That we have better men. But, hit or miss, By showing the worse first. Do not consent, Our project's life this shape of sense assumes, – That ever Hector and Achilles meet; Ajax, employ'd, plucks down Achilles' plumes. For both our honour and our shame, in this, Nest. Ulysses, Are dogg'd with two strange followers. Now I begin to relish thy advice ; Nest. I see them not with my old eyes; what are And I will give a taste of it forthwith they? To Agamemnon: go we to him straight. Ulyss. What glory our Achilles shares from Hector, Two curs shall tame each other ; Pride alone Were he not proud, we all should share with him : Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone. But he already is too insolent; (Exeunt ACT II. Say so, SCENE I.. Another part of the Grecian Camp. Ajax. Cobloaf! Ther. He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a sailor breaks a biscuit. Ajar. Thersites, – Ajar. You whoreson cur ! [Beating him. Ther. Agamemnon - how if he had boils ? full, Ther. Do, do. all over, generally? Ajax. Thou stool for a witch! Ajar. Thersites, Ther. Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! thou Ther. And those boils did run ? did hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows; an not the general run then? were not that a botchy core? assinego may tutor thee: Thou scurvy valiant ass ! Ajar. Dog, thou art here put to thrash Trojans; and thou ar Ther. Then would come some matter from him ; bought and sold among those of any wit, like I see none now. Barbarian slave. If thou use to beat me, I wil. Ajax. Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not begin at thy heel, and tell what thou art by inches, hear? Feel then. [Strikes him. thou thing of no bowels, thou ! Ther. The plague of Greece upon thee, thou Ajar. You dog! mongrel beef-witted lord ! Ther. You scurvy lord ! Ajar. Speak then, thou unsalted leaven, speak : Ajax. You cur ! (Beating him. I will beat thee into handsomeness. Ther. Mars his idiot! do, rudeness ; do, camel Ther. I shall sooner rail thee into wit and holi- do, do. ness : but, I think, thy horse will sooner con an oration, than thou learn a prayer without book. Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS. Thou canst strike, canst thou ? a red murrain o'thy Achil. Why, how now, Ajax ? wherefore do you ade's tricks! thus? Ajar. Toads-stool, learn me the proclamation. How now, Thersites? what's the matter, man? Ther. Dost thou think, I have no sense, thou Ther. You see him there, do you? strikest me thus? Achil. Ay; what's the matter? Ajar. The proclamation, Ther. Nay, look upon him. Ther. Thou art proclaimed a fool, I think. Achil. So I do; What's the matter? Ajar. Do not, porcupine, do not; my fingers itch. Ther. Nay, but regard him well. Ther. I would, thou didst itch from head to foot, Achil. Well, why I do so. and I had the scratching of thee; I would make thee Ther. But yet you look not well upon h’m : for, the loathsomest scab in Greece. When thou art forth whosoever you take him to be, he is Ajax in the incursions, thou strikest as slow as another, Achil. I know that, fool. Ajar. I say, the proclamation, Ther. Ay, but that fool knows not himself. Ther. Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Ajax. Therefore I beat thee. Achilles ; and thou art as full of envy at his great- Ther. Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he ness, as Cerberus is at Proserpina's beauty, ay, that utters! his evasions have ears thus long. I have thou barkest a. him. bobbed his brain, more than he has beat my bones : Ajar. Mistress Thersites! I will buy nine sparrows for a penny, and his pa Ther. Thou shouldest strike him. mater is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow. This lord, Achilles, Ajax, who wears his wit in | Deliver IIelen, and all damage else Wounds, friends, and what else dear that is consum'a Achil. What? In hot digestion of this cormorant war, Ther. I say, this Ajax Shall be struck off : Hector, what say you to't? Aclai. Nay, good Ajax. Hect. Though no man lesser fears the Greeks [Ajax offers to strike him, Achilles interposes. than 1, Ther. Has not so much wit As far as toucheth my particular, yet, Achil. Nay, I must hold you. Dread Priam, Ther. As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, for There is no lady of more softer bowels, whom he comes to fight. More spungy to suck in the sense of fear, Achil. Peace, fool! More ready to cry out — Who knows what follows ? Ther. I would have peace and quietness, but the Than Hector is : The wound of peace is surety, fool will not : he there ; that he ; look you there. Surety secure; but modest doubt is call'a Ajar. ( thou damned cur! I shall The beacon of the wise, the tent that searches Achil. Will you set your wit to a fool's ? To the bottom of the worst. Let Helen go : Ther. No, I warrant you; for a fool's will shame it. Since the first sword was drawn about this question, Patr. Good words, Thersites. Every tithe soul, 'mongst many thousand dismes, Achil. What's the quarrel ? Hath been as dear as Helen; I mean of ours : Ajur. I bade the vile owl, go learn me the tenour If we have lost so many tenths of ours : of the proclamation, and he rails upon me. To guard a thing not ours; not worth to us, Ther. I serve thee not. Had it our name, the value of one ten; Ajax. Well, go to, go to. What merit's in that reason, which denies Ther. I serve here voluntary. The yielding of her up ? Achil. Your last service was sufferance, 'twas not Tro. Fye, fye, my brother ! voluntary ; no man is beaten voluntary ; Ajax was Weigh you the worth and honour of a king, here the voluntary, and you as under an impress. So great as our dread father, in a scale Ther. Even so ? - a great deal of your wit too Of common ounces? will you with counters sum lies in your sinews, or else there be liars. Hector | The past-proportion of his infinite ? shall have a great catch, if he knock out either of And buckle-in a waist most fathomless, your brains; 'a were as good crack a fusty nut with With spans and inches so diminutive no kernel. As fears and reasons ? fye, for godly shame! Achil. What, with me too, Thersites? Hel. No marvel, though you bite so sharp at Ther. There's Ulysses and old Nestor, — whose reasons, wit was mouldy ere your grandsires had nails on You are so empty of them. Should not our father their toes, — yoke you like draught oxen, and make Bear the great sway of his affairs with reasons, you plough up the wars. Because your speech hath none, that tells him so ? Achil. What, what? Tro. You are for dreams and slumbers, brother priest, Ther. Yes, good sooth; To, Achilles ! to, Ajax ! to! You fur your gloves with reason. Here are your Ajar. I shall cut out your tongue. Ther. 'Tis no matter ; I shall speak as much as You know, an enemy intends you harm; thou, afterwards. You know, a sword employ'd is perilous, Patr. No more words, Thersites; peace. And reason flies the object of all harm: Ther. I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach Who marvels then, when Helenus beholds bids me, shall I ? A Grecian and his sword, if he do set Achil. There's for you, Patroclus. The very wings of reason to his heels; Ther. I will see you hanged, like clotpoles, ere I And fly like chidden Mercury from Jove, come any more to your tents ; I will keep where Or like a star dis-orb'd ?-Nay, if we talk of reason, there is wit stirring, and leave the faction of fools. Let's shut our gates, and sleep: Manhood and honour (Exit. Should have hare hearts, would they but fat their Patr. A good riddance. thoughts Achil. Marry, this, sir, is proclaimed through all With this cramm'd reason ; reason and respect our host : Make livers pale, and lustihood deject. That Hector, by the first hour of the sun, Hect. Brother, she is not worth what she doth cost Will, with a trumpet, 'twixt our tents and Troy, The holding. To-morrow morning call some knight to arms, Tro. What is aught, but as 'tis valued ? That hath a stomach ; and such a one, that dare Hect. But value dwells not in particular will; Maintain — I know not what ; 'tis trash : Farewell. It holds his estimate and dignity Ajax. Farewell. Who shall answer him? As well wherein 'tis precious of itself Ächil. I know not, it is put to lottery; otherwise, As in the prizer : 'tis mad idolatry, He knew his man. To make the service greater than the god ; Ajax. O, meaning you : - I'll go loarn more of And the will dotes, that is attributive it. [Exeunt. To what infectiously itself affects, Without some image of the affected merit. SCENE II. Troy. « Room in Priam's Palace. Tro. I take to-day a wife, and my election Is led on in the conduct of my will ; My will enkindled by mine eyes and ears, Two traded pilots 'twixt the dangerous shores Pri. After so many hours, lives, speeches spent, Of will and judgment : How may I avoid, Thus once again says Nestor from the Greeks; Although my will distaste what it elected, reasons: |