III. Converfation. A Poem. By E. Lloyd. 4to. Pr. 2s. 6d. Richardfon and Urquhart. N a company of ladies and gentlemen, met together for the Ievening, the converfation ufually runs upon the weather, news, plays, fashions, and other public topics; but it is generally fo frivolous and infipid, that, though we are no advocates for diffipation, we have often thought the card-table a happy expedient to drive away the spleen, and relieve the company from their formality, languor, and embarraffment. In clubs, and focieties of gentlemen, politeness and delicacy are seldom obferved. Nonfenfe and noise supply the place of sense and reafon; and horfes or dogs are fome of the most important topics of their difcourfe. Man is indeed a focial being; but to support an entertaining and inftructive conversation, requires great vivacity, good fenfe, and a confiderable share of knowledge, in which many fashionable people are lamentably déficient. Here therefore is a copious fubject for fatire.-In what manner it is treated by this writer we shall now enquire. The author begins with reprefenting the ufe and effect of education in forming the manners of mankind. A Hottentot might wear a claffic air, Their infant lips were taught to speak by rule; Steep'd in the goffip air of Pewt'rers' hall, Their tongues had moved as pewt'rers' hammers fall.' From the graces of the tongue, the author proceeds to the accomplishments of the mind. Were thefe united, he says, Then might we see Athenian days display'd, In all their claffic elegance array'd; The tongue of Science might again be heard Z3 Philofophy Philofophy, that antiquated maid, Might fit at table though without brocade; As courteous, as to pimps and sharpers now. A Socrates had then in thread-bare cloaths, This would indeed be the cafe, if all men were fenfible, eloquent, and polite. But the old adage, ex quovis LIGNO non fit Mercurius, is founded on univerfal experience; and, according to this writer's account, the generality of men are mere brutes in converfation. View the world's converfe as it is-you'll swear Man is a worfe companion than a bear,→ Bulls roar more fenfe, and wolves more knowledge howl, Savage hyanas more politely growl; More reafon may be found 'mong prattling daws, Our gallant bard very politely supposes, that in the ladies, excepting fome old women, there is no defect; and therefore he does not attempt to expose their converfation; but confines his reflections more particularly to focieties of men.-The first object of his fatire is a club of citizens. First tow'rd the city lay the mufe's flight, Silent as ghofts enwrapp'd in winding-fheet, She found much room to doubt if they had tongues.— will ne'er make P, nor twenty fuch, 1 From the city we are carried to the theatre, to a junto of politicians, to a drawing-room, a lady's rout, a company of goffips, and a fociety of choice fpirits; and the conversation which ufually paffes in thofe places is described. In the following lines, a trite fentiment is worked up with fome humour and poetical imagination: 'Herculean labour were it to describe The various prattle of the coffee-tribe ; So croffly purpos'd, and fo much perplext, And Buckhorfe ftands by Pruffia's warrior king; Z 4 There There a maid's ravish'd by a neighb'ring Squire, Pray'rs next to novels stand, by sermons plays, THERE Wesley ifiues out DAMNATION's writ; HERE Foote at Squintum Squints-THERE (dire to tell!) HERE Johnson rolls old Shakespeare in the mud, In the latter part of this production, the author defcends to fome particular characters; among which he ridicules the punfter and the fop; and bestows a proper chastisement on those who jeft obfcenely, or talk impertinently at church. Though this writer has not treated the subject with that elegance of ftile, and poignancy of wit, with which, we may fuppofe, it would have been treated by Dean Swift, yet he is no contemptible fatirift. He poffeffes a warm imagination, and draws his chara&ers with fpirit. This gentleman is the author of three other pieces, published the last year, entitled, The Powers of the Pen, The Curate, and The Methodift. IV. The IV. The Adventures of a Kidnapped Orphan. 12mo. Pr. 2s. 6d. Jewed. Thrush. WE E fhould have difmiffed this publication with a very indifferent character, had not certain recent proceedings in our courts of law furnished us with the melancholy certainty, that the more than infamous practice of kidnapping young perfons to be fent as foldiers to the East Indies, is, or very lately was, frequent in this metropolis. We are not fufficiently acquainted with the laws of the land, to pronounce whether the punishment they inflict is adequate to the offence: but we will venture to fay, from the principles of humanity, that it is a crime which (if any crime could) justifies the introduction of some feverer punishment than the mildness of the English laws at prefent admits of in our courts of juftice. The unfortunate hero of this performance, who is called Page, is supposed to be a promising young man, virtuously and tenderly educated, with comfortable profpects in life, and fent up to London, after his father's death, to study the law. He is trepanned near Iflington by a vile fellow dreft in an officer's uniform, who proves afterwards to be an East-India crimp, and who, after carrying him to Sadler's-Wells, decoys him to a diftant part of the town, where he is made drunk, and shut up among a number of other kidnapped perfons like himself. They are carried on board an Eaft-India fhip, where our orphan fuffers all the diftreffes, mortifications, and infults, which can be inflicted upon humanity. He meets, however, with one or two worthy characters, particularly a midshipman, whom he calls Manly, and a furgeon's mate named Syringe. Though there is very little variety in this performance, which is filled with fcenes of horror, cruelty, and infolence, only fomewhat diverfified, yet we apprehend the following treatment of Manly, and the character of his officers, may prove of fome public utility. In the course of their conversation one evening during the dog watch, from fix to eight, Manly gave it as his opinion, that the commander of a merchant man had no manner of right to bring the most menial of the crew to a court-martial, for any misbehaviour whatever; nor had the articles of war the most distant reference to perfons in the merchant fervice. He further added, that it appeared to him highly abfurd and unreasonable, that the power of life and death fhould be lodged in the breast of perfons, who poffibly might neither have capacity to judge concerning the merits of a caufe, nor probity fufficient to pronounce an equitable sentence in cafe of delinquency; and that it was fhocking above all, to fee this im portant |