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be but as unconcerned, as you are safe, and trust him to my management.

Wood. I must venture it; because to be seen here would have the same effect, as to be taken within. Yet I doubt you are too confident. [He goes in..

Enter LIMBERHAM and BRAINSICK. Limb. How now, Pug? returned so soon!

Trick. When I saw you came not for me, I was loth to be long without you. Limb. But which way came you, that I saw you

, not?

Trick. The back way; by the garden door,
Limb. How long have you been here?
Trick. Just come before

you. Limb. O, then all's well. For, to tell you true, Pug, I had a kind of villainous apprehension that you had been here longer: but whatever thou sayest is an oracle, sweet Pug, and I am satisfied.

Brain. (Aside.]. How infinitely she gulls him! and he so stupid not to find it! [To her.) If he be still within, madam, (you know my meaning ?) here's Bilbo ready to forbid your keeper entrance.

Trick. [Aside.] Woodall must have told him of our appointment.—What think you of walking down, Mr Limberham?

Limb. I'll but visit the chamber a little first.

Trick. What new maggot's this? you sure, be jealous !

Limb. No, I protest, sweet Pug, I am not: only to satisfy my curiosity ; that's but reasonable, you know.

Trick. Come, what foolish curiosity?

Limb. You must know, Pug, I was going but just now, in obedience to your commands, to enquire of the health and safety of your jewels, and my brother Brainsick most barbarously forbade me en

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trance :—nay, I dare accuse you, when Pug's by to back me;- but now I am resolved I will go see them, or somebody shall smoke for it.

Brain. But I resolve you shall not. If she pleases to command my person, I can comply with the obligation of a cavalier.

Trick. But what reason had you to forbid him, then, sir?

Limb. Ay, what reason had you to forbid me, then, sir?

Brain. 'Twas only my caprichio, madam.-Now must I seem ignorant of what she knows full well.

[Aside. Trick. We'll enquire the cause at better leisure : come down, Mr Limberham.

Limb. Nay, if it were only his caprichio, I am satisfied; though I must tell you, I was in a kind of huff, to hear him Tan ta ra, tan ta ra, a quarter of an hour together ; for Tan ta ra is but an odd kind of sound, you know, before a man's chamber.

Enter PLEASANCE. Pleas. [Aside.] Judith has assured me, he must be there ; and, I am resolved, I'll satisfy my revenge

2; at any rate upon my rivals. Trick. Mrs Pleasance is come to call us: pray

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Pleas. Oh dear, Mr Limberham, I have had the dreadfullest dream to-night, and am come to tell it you : I dreamed you left your mistress's jewels in your chamber, and the door open.

. Limb. In good time be it spoken ; and so I did, Mrs Pleasance.

Pleas. And that a great swinging thief came in, and whipt them out.

Limb. Marry, heaven forbid !
Trick. This is ridiculous : I'll speak to your mo-

ther, madam, not to suffer you to eat such heavy suppers.

Limb. Nay, that's very true; for, you may remember, she fed very much upon larks and pigeons; and they are very heavy meat, as Pug says.

Trick. The jewels are all safe; I looked on them.

Brain. Will you never stand corrected, Mrs Pleasance?

Pleas. Not by you; correct your matrimony.-And methought, of a sudden this thief was turned to Mr Woodall ; and that, hearing Mr Limberham come, he slipt for fear into the closet.

Trick. I looked all over it; I'm sure he is not there.-Come away, dear. .

Brain. What, I think you are in a dream too, brother Limberham.

Limb. If her dream should come out now! 'tis good to be sure, however.

Trick. You are sure; have not I said it?„You had best make Mr Woodall a thief, madam,

Pleas. I make him nothing, madam: but the thief in my dream was like Mr Woodall; and that thief may have made Mr Limberham something.

Limb. Nay, Mr Woodall is no thief, that's certain; but if a thief should be turned to Mr Woodall, that may be something.

Trick. Then I'll fetch out the jewels: will that satisfy you?

Brain. That shall satisfy him.
Limb. Yes, that shall satisfy me.

Pleas. Then you are a predestinated fool, and somewhat worse, that shall be nameless. Do you not see how grossly she abuses you? my life on't, there's somebody within, and she knows it; other- : wise she would suffer you to bring out the jewels.

Limb. Nay, I am no predestinated fool; and therefore, Pug, give way:

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Trick. I will not satisfy your humour.

Limb. Then I will satisfy it myself: for my generous blood is up, and I'll force my entrance.

Brain. Here's Bilbo, then, shall bar you ; atoms are not so small, as I will slice the slave. Ha ! fate and furies !

Limb. Ay, for all your fate and furies, I charge you, in his majesty's name, to keep the peace: now, disobey authority, if you dare.

Trick. Fear him not, sweet Mr Brainsick.
Pleas. to Brain. But, if you should hinder him,

. he may trouble you at law, sir, and say you robbed him of his jewels. Limb. That is well thought on.

I will accuse him heinously ; there and therefore fear and tremble.

Brain. My allegiance charms. me: I acquiesce. The occasion is plausible to let him pass.--Now let the burnished beams upon his brow blaze broad, for the brand he cast upon the Brainsick. [Aside.

Trick. Dear Mr Limberham, come back, and heat Limb. Yes, I will hear thee, Pug. Pleas. Go on; my life for yours, he is there. . Limb. I am deaf as an adder; I will not hear thee, nor have no commiseration.

[Struggles from her, and rushes in. Trick. Then I know the worst, and care not.

[LIMBERHAM comes running out with the
Jewels, followed by Woodall, with his

WOODALL
Sword drawn.
Limb. O save me, Pug, save me!

[Gets behind her. Wood. A slave, to come and interrupt me at my devotions! but I will

Limb. Hold, hold, since you are so devout; for: heaven's sake, hold !

me.

Brain. Nay, monsieur Woodall !
Trick. For my sake, spare him.
Limb. Yes, for Pug's sake, spare me.

Wood. I did his chamber the honour, when my own was not open, to retire thither; and he to dis, turb me, like a profane rascal as he was.

Limb. [Aside.] I believe he had the devil for his chaplain, an’a man durst tell him so. Wood. What is that you mutter?

Limb. Nay, nothing; but that I thought you had not been so well given. I was only afraid of Pug's jewels.

Wood. What, does he take me for a thief? nay then

Limb. O mercy, mercy !

Pleas. Hold, sir; it was a foolish dream of mine that set him on. I dreamt, a thief, who had been just reprieved for a former robbery, was venturing his neck a minute after in Mr Limberham's closet.

Wood. Are you thereabouts, i'faith! A pox of Artemidorus

Trick. I have had a dream, too, concerning Mrs Brainsick, and perhaps

Wood. Mrs Tricksy, a word in private with you, by your keeper's leave.

Limb. Yes, sir, you may speak your pleasure to her; and, if you have a mind to go to prayers together, the closet is open.

Wood. [ToTrick.] You but suspect it at most, and cannot prove it: if you value me, you will not engage me in a quarrel with her husband.

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* Artemidorus, the sophist of Cnidos, was the soothsayer who prophesied the death of Cæsar. Shakespeare has introduced him in his tragedy of “Julius Cæsar.”

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