And I will wish thee never more to dance, Nor never more in Russian habit wait. O! never will I trust to speeches penn'd, Nor to the motion of a school-boy's tongue; Nor never come in visor to my friend ;1 Nor woo in rhyme, like a blind harper's song: Taffata phrases, silken terms precise, Three-pil'd hyperboles, spruce affectation, Figures pedantical; these summer-flies Have blown me full of maggot ostentation: I do forswear them: and I here protest, By this white glove, (how white the hand, God Henceforth my wooing mind shall be express'd Prin. No, they are free, that gave these tokens Prin. When she shall challenge this, you will reject her. King. Upon mine honour, no. Prin. Peace, peace, forbear; Your oath once broke, you force not to forswear. King. Despise me, when I break this oath of mine. Prin. I will; and therefore keep it :-Rosaline, What did the Russian whisper in your ear? Ros. Madam, he swore, that he did hold me dear As precious eye-sight; and did value me Above this world: adding thereto, moreover, That he would wed me, or else die my lover. Prin. God give thee joy of him! the noble lord Most honourably doth uphold his word. King. What mean you, madam? by my life, my troth, I never swore this lady such an oath. Ros. By heaven, you did; and to confirm it plain, You gave me this: but take it, sir, again. King, My faith, and this, the princess I did give; I knew her by this jewel on her sleeve. Prin. Pardon me, sir, this jewel did she wear; And lord Birón, I thank him, is my dear: What; will you have me, or your pearl again? Biron. Neither of cither; I remit both twain. (2) Make no difficulty. (1) Mistress. I see the trick on't;-Here was a consent3 (Knowing aforehand of our merriment,) To dash it like a Christmas comedy: Some carry-tale, some please-man, some slight zany, Some mumble-news, some trencher-knight, some That smiles his cheek in years; and knows the trick [To Boyet. Forestal our sport, to make us thus untrue? You put our page out: Go, you are allow'd; Boyet. Full merrily Hath this brave manage, this career, been run. Biron. Lo, he is tilting straight! Peace; I have done. Cost. O Lord, sir, the parties themselves, the actors, sir, will show whereuntil it doth amount: for my own part, I am, as they say, but to parfect one man,-c'en one poor man; Pompion the great, sir. Biron. Art thou one of the worthies? Cost. It pleased them, to think me worthy of Pompion the great for mine own part, I know not the degree of the worthy: but I am to stand for him. Biron. Go, bid them prepare. some care. Cost. We will turn it finely off, sir; we will take [Exit Costard. King. Birón, they will shame us, let them not approach. Biron. We are shame-proof, my lord: and 'tis some policy To have one show worse than the king's and his That sport best pleases, that doth least know how: Enter Armado. Arm. Anointed, I implore so much expense of thy royal sweet breath, as will utter a brace of words. [Armado converses with the King, and delivers him a paper. Prin. Doth this man serve God? My 'scutcheon plain declares, that I am Alisander. Boyet. Your nose says, no, you are not; for it stands too right. Biron. Your nose smells, no, in this, most tender-smelling knight. Prin. The conqueror is dismay'd: Proceed, good Alexander. Nath. When in the world I liv'd, I was the world's commander ; Boyet. Most true, 'tis right; you were so, Ali great, sander. Prin. He speaks not like a man of God's making. Arm. That's all one, my fair, sweet, honey Alisander the conqueror? You will be scraped out Cost. O, sir, [To Nath.] you have overthrown monarch: for, I protest, the school-master is ex cecding fantastical; too, too vain; too, too vain: of the painted cloth for this: your lion, that holds But we will put it, as they say, to fortuna della his poll-ax sitting on a close-stool, will be given to guerra. I wish you the peace of mind, most royal A-jax, he will be the ninth worthy. A conqueror, couplement! [Exit Armado. and afeard to speak! run away for shame, AlisanKing. Here is like to be a good presence of wor- der. [Nath. retires.] There, an't shall please you; thies: He presents Hector of Troy; the swain, a foolish mild man; an honest man, look you, and Pompey the great; the parish curate, Alexander; soon dash'd! He is a marvellous good neighbour, Armado's page, Hercules; the pedant, Judas in sooth; and a very good bowler: but, for AlisanMachabæus. der, alas, you see, how 'tis ;-a little o'erparted:But there are worthies a coming will speak their mind in some other sort. And if these four worthies in their first show thrive, other five. Biron. There is five in the first show. Abate a throw at novum; and the whole world Cannot prick out five such, take each one in his vein. King. The ship is under sail, and here she comes amain. [Seats brought for the King, Princess, &c. Pageant of the Nine Worthies. Enter Costard arm'd, for Pompey. Cost. I Pompey am,- Cost. I Pompey am, You lie, you are not he. With libbard's head on knee. Biron. Well said, old mocker; I must needs be Cost. I Pompey am, Pompey surnam'd the big,— Cost. It is great, sir;-Pompey surnam'd the That oft in field, with large and shield, did make my foe to sweat: And, travelling along this coast, I here am come by chance; And lay my arms before the legs of this sweet lass of France. If your ladyship would say, Thanks, Pompey, I had done. Prin. Great thanks, great Pompey. Cost. 'Tis not so much worth; but, I hope, I was perfect: I made a little fault in, great. Biron. My hat to a halfpenny, Pompey proves the best worthy. Enter Nathaniel arm'd, for Alexander. Nath. When in the world I liv'd, I was the world's commander ; By east, west, north, and south, I spread my conquering might: Prin. Stand aside, good Pompey. Enter Holofernes arm'd, for Judas, and Moth Hol. Great Hercules is presented by this imp, canus; And, when he was a babe, a child, a shrimp, Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus: Keep some state in thy exit, and vanish. [Ex. Moth. Dum. A Judas! Hol. Not Iscariot, sir. Judas I am, ycleped Machabæus. Dum. Judas Machabæus clipt, is plain Judas. Gave Hector a gift Dum. A gilt nutmeg Long. Stuck with cloves. Dum. No, cloven. Arm. Peace. The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty, A man so breath'd, that certain he would fight, yea I am that flower,— Dum. That mint. Long. Dum. Ay, and Hector's a greyhound. Arm. The sweet war-man is dead and rotten ;| sweet chucks, beat not the bones of the buried: when he breath'd, he was a man-But I will forward with my device: Sweet royalty, [to the Princess.] bestow on me the sense of hearing. Pompey! Pompey the huge! Dum. Hector trembles. Biron. Pompey is mov'd:-More Ates, more Ates; stir them on! stir them on! Dum. Hector will challenge him. Biron. Ay, if he have no more man's blood in's belly than will sup a flea. Arm. By the north pole, I do challenge thee. Cost. I will not fight with a pole, like a northern man; I'll slash; I'll do it by the sword :-I pray you, let me borrow my arms again. Dum. Room for the incensed worthies. Dum. Most resolute Pompey! Moth. Master, let me take you a button-hole lower. Do you not see, Pompey is uncasing for the combat? What mean you? you will lose your reputation. I Arm. Gentlemen, and soldiers, pardon me: I will not combat in my shirt. Dum. You may not deny it: Pompey hath made the challenge. Arm. Sweet bloods, I both may and will. Biron. What reason have you for't? Arm. The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt; go woolward for penance. Boyet. True, and it was enjoin'd him in Rome for want of linen: since when, I'll be sworn, he wore none, but a dish-clout of Jacquenetta's; and that 'a wears next his heart, for a favour. Enter Mercade. Mer. God save you, madam! But that thou interrupt'st our merriment. Mer. I am sorry, madam; for the news I bring, Is heavy in my tongue. The king your fatherPrin. Dead, for my life. Mer. Even so my tale is told. Biron. Worthies, away; the scene begins to cloud. Arm. For mine own part, I breathe free breath: I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier. [Exeunt Worthies. King. How fares your majesty ? Prin. Boyet, prepare; I will away to-night. King. Madam, not so; I do beseech you, stay. Prin. Prepare, I say.-I thank you, gracious lords, [Biron whispers Costard. For all your fair endeavours; and entreat, Prin. Speak, brave Hector; we are much de-Out of a new-sad soul, that you vouchsafe lighted. Arm. I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper. Boyet. Loves her by the foot. Dum. He may not by the yard. In your rich wisdom, to excuse, or hide, Arm. This Hector far surmounted Hannibal,-Was guilty of it.-Farewell, worthy lord! Cost. The party is gone, fellow Hector, she is A heavy heart bears not an humble tongue : gone; she is two months on her way. Arm. What meanest thou? Excuse me so, coming so short of thanks Cost. Faith, unless you play the honest Trojan, King. The extreme parts of time extremely form the poor wench is cast away: she's quick; the All causes to the purpose of his speed; And often, at his very loose, decides child brags in her belly already; 'tis yours. Arm. Dost thou infamonize me among poten-That which long process could not arbitrate: tates? thou shalt die. Cost. Then shall Hector be whipp'd, for Jacquenetta that is quick by him; and hang'd, for Pompey that is dead by him. Dum. Most rare Pompey! And though the mourning brow of progeny Biron. Greater than great, great, great, great, Is not by much so wholesome, profitable, (1) Lance-men. (2) Até was the goddess of discord. (3) A clown. (4) Clothed in wool, without linen. (5) Free to excess. As to rejoice at friends but newly found. Biron. Honest plain words best pierce the ear And by these badges understand the king. Biron. And what to me, my love? and what Ros. You must be purged too, your sins are rank; Dum. But what to me, my love? but what to me? With three-fold love I wish you all these three. I'll mark no words that smooth-fac'd wooers say: Mar. Dum. I'll serve thee true and faithfully till then. Mar. The liker you; few taller are so young. Prin. We have receiv'd your letters full of love; Impose some service on me for thy love. Your favours the embassadors of love; Long. So did our looks. Prin. Change not your offer made in heat of blood; King. If this, or more than this, I would deny, 3 Ros. Oft have I heard of you, my lord Birón, Biron. To move wild laughter in the throat of It cannot be; it is impossible: Ros. Why, that's the way to choke a gibing spirit, Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it: then, if sickly ears, Deaf'd with the clamours of their own dear groans, Will hear your idle scorns, continue then, Biron. A twelvemonth? well, befall what will I'll jest a twelvemonth in an hospital. way. Biron. Our wooing doth not end like an old play; (5) Immediate. Arm. Sweet majesty, vouchsafe me,- Dum. The worthy knight of Troy. King. Call them forth quickly, we will do so. Enter Holofernes, Nathaniel, Moth, Costard, and This side is Hiems, winter; this Ver, the spring; the one maintain'd by the owl, the other by the cuckoo. Ver, begin. SONG. Spring. When daisies pied, and violets blue, Do paint the meadows with delight, Cuckoo, cuckoo,-O word of fear, II. When shepherds pipe on oaten straws, And maidens bleach their In this play, which all the editors have concurred to censure, and some have rejected as unworthy of our poet, it must be confessed that there are many passages mean, childish, and vulgar: and When turtles tread, and rooks, and daws, some which ought not to have been exhibited, as summer there are scattered through the whole many sparks we are told they were, to a maiden queen. But of genius; nor is there any play that has more evident marks of the hand of Shakspeare. JOHNSON. The cuckoo then, on every tree, |