ACT V. SCENE I. KING HENRY IV. sir, this eight years; and if I cannot once or twice | in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have but a very little credit with your worship. The knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I beseech your worship, let him be countenanced. Look Shal. Go to; I say, he shall have no wrong. about, Davy. [Exit DAVY.] Where are you, sir John? Come, off with your boots. - Give me your hand, master Bardolph. Bard. I am glad to see your worship. Shal. I thank thee with all my heart, kind master Bardolph:-and welcome, my tall fellow. [To the [Exit SHALLOW. Page.] Come, sir John. Fal. I'll follow you, good master Robert Shallow. Bardolph, look to our horses. [Exeunt Bardolph and Page.] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of such bearded hermit's-staves as master Shallow. It is a wonderful thing, to see the semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his : They, by observing him, do bear themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with them, is turned into a justice-like serving-man; their spirits are so married in conjunction with the participation of society, that they flock together in consent, like so many wild-geese. If I had a suit to master Shallow, I would humour his men, with the imputation of being near their master: if to his men, I would curry with master Shallow, that no man could better command his servants. It is certain, that either wise bearing, or ignorant carriage, is caught as men take diseases, one of another: therefore, let men take heed of their company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow, to keep prince Harry in continual laughter, the wearing-out of six fashions, (which is four terms or two actions,) and he shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much, that a lie, with a slight oath, and a jest, with a sad brow, will do with a fellow that never had the ache in his shoulders! O, you shall see him laugh, till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up. Shal. [Within.] Sir John! Fal. I come, master Shallow; I come, master [Exit FALSTAFF. Shallow. SCENE IL-Westminster. A Room in the Palace. Ch. Just. How doth the king? Of him, the worst of these three gentlemen! War. We do remember; but our argument P. John. Well, peace be with him that hath made Ch. Just. Peace be with us, lest we be heavier ! And I dare swear, you borrow not that face You stand in coldest expectation : I am the sorrier; 'would, 'twere otherwise. Which swims against your stream of quality. Led by the impartial conduct of my soul; Enter KING HENRY V. Ch. Just. Good morrow; and heaven save your majesty ! King. This new and gorgeous garment, majesty, War. Exceeding well; his cares are now all I'll be your father and your brother too; ended. Ch. Just. I hope, not dead. Ch. Just. I would his majesty had call'd me with The service that I truly did his life, Hath left me open to all injuries. War. Indeed, I think the young king loves you not. Ch. Just. I know he doth not; and do arm myself, Enter PRINCE JOHN, PRINCE HUMPHREY, CLARENCE, War. Here come the heavy issue of dead Harry; 0, that the living Harry had the temper Let me but bear your love, I'll bear your cares. P. John, &c. We hope no other from your majesty. How might a prince of my great hopes forget What! rate, rebuke, and roughly send to prison Ch. Just. I then did use the person of your father; Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth, And did commit you. If the deed were ill, King. You are right, justice, and you weigh this well; Therefore still bear the balance, and the sword: My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear; Shall. Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, sir John: marry, good air. -Spread, Davy; spread, Davy; Well said, Davy. Fal. This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man, and your husbandman. Shal. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, sir John. By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper: A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down: come, cousin. Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer, [Singing, And ever among so merrily. Fal. There's a merry heart!-Good master Silence, I'll give you a health for that anon. Shal. Give master Bardolph some wine, Davy. Davy. Sweet sir, sit; [seating BARDOLPH and the Page at another table.] I'll be with you anon:most sweet sir, sit, Master page, good master page, sit: proface! What you want in meat, we'll have in drink. But you must bear; The heart's all. (En Shal. Be merry, master Bardolph; -and my little soldier there, be merry. Sil. Be merry, be merry, my wife's as all ; [Singing, For women are shrews, both short and tall; 'Tis merry in hall, when beards wag all, And welcome merry skrove-tide. Be merry, be merry, &c. Fal. I did not think, master Silence had been a man of this mettle. Sil. Who I? I have been merry twice and once, welcome, indeed, too. I'll drink to master Bar dolph, and to all the cavaleroes about London, Shal. I thank thee: - The knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that: he will not out; he is true bred. Bard. And I'll stick by him, sir. Shal. Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing': be merry. Knocking heard.] Look who's at door [Exit DAVY. there: Ho! who knocks? Fal. Why, now you have done me right. [To SILENCE, who drinks a bumper. [Singing. Sil. Do me right, Samingo. I'st not so? Fal. 'Tis so. Fal. What! is the old king dead? Pist. As nail in door: the things I speak, are just. Fal. Away, Bardolph; saddle my horse.-Master Robert Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land, 'tis thine. - Pistol, I will double-charge thee with dignities. Bard. O joyful day !—I would not take a knighthood for my fortune. Pist. What? I do bring good news? Fal. Carry master Silence to bed.-Master Shal- Pist. Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! Sil. Is't so? Why, then say, an old man can do Where is the life that late I led, say they; somewhat. Re-enter DAVY. Davy. An it please your worship, there's one Pistol come from the court with news. Fal. From the court, let him come in. — S. By'r lady, I think 'a be; but goodman Puff of Barson. Pist. Puff? Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base! Pist. A foutra for the world, and worldings base! Fal. O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news? Let king Cophetua know the truth thereof. And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John. [Sings. Pist. Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons? And shall good news be baffled? Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap. Shal. Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding. Pist. Why then, lament, therefore. Shal. Give me pardon, sir;—If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it, there is but two ways; either to utter them, or to conceal them. am, sir, under the king, in some authority. I A foutra for thine office! Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is king; Doll. Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie. Come on; I'll tell thee what, thou damned tripe-visaged rascal; an the child I now go with, do miscarry, thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paperfaced villain. Host. O the Lord, that sir John were come! he would make this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry! 1 Bead. If it do, you shall have a dozen of Come, cushions again; you have but eleven now. I charge you both go with me; for the man is dead, that you and Pistol beat among you. Doll. I'll tell thee what, thou thin man in a censer! I will have you as soundly swinged for this, you blue-bottle rogue! you filthy famished correctioner: if you be not swinged, I'll forswear 1 Groom. It will be two o'clock ere they come from the coronation: Despatch, despatch. [Exeunt Grooms. Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and the Page. Fal. Stand here by me, master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him, as 'a comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he will give me. Pist. God bless thy lungs, good knight. Fal. Come here, Pistol; stand behind me.— -O, if I had had time to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. [To SHALLOW.] But 'tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to snake, For Doll is in; Pistol speaks nought but truth. [Shouts within, and the trumpets sound. Pist. There roar'd the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds. Enter the KING and his Train, the CHIEF JUSTICE among them. Fal. God save thy grace, king Hal! my royal Hal! Pist. The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame! Fal. God save thee, my sweet boy! King. My lord chief justice, speak to that vain For thee thrice wider than for other men :- Give you advancement. - Be it your charge, my lord, To see perform'd the tenor of our word. — Set on. [Exeunt KING and his Train. Fal. Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound. Shal. Ay, marry, sir John; which I beseech you to let me have home with me. Fal. That can hardly be, master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to him: look you, he must seem thus to the world. Fear not your advancement; I will be the man yet, that shall make you great. Shal. I cannot perceive how; unless you give me your doublet, and stuff me out with straw. I be seech you, good sir John, let me have five hundred of my thousand. Fal. Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you heard, was but a colour. Shal. A colour, I fear, that you will die in, sir John. Fal. Fear no colours; go with me to dinner. Come, lieutenant Pistol ; come, Bardolph: — I shall be sent for soon at night. Re-enter PRINCE JOHN, the CHIEF JUSTICE, Officers, &c. Ch. Just. Go, carry sir John Falstaff to the Fleet; Take all his company along with him. Fal. My lord, my lord, Ch. Just. I cannot now speak: I will hear you soon. Take them away. Pist. Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta. [Exeunt FAL. SHAL. PIST. BARD. Page, and Officers. P. John I like this fair proceeding of the king's: P. John. The king hath call'd his parliament, my P. John. I will lay odds,-that, ere this year We bear our civil swords, and native fire, EPILOGUE.-Spoken by a DANCER First, my fear; then my court'sy: last, my speech. My fear is, your displeasure; my court'sy, my duty; and my speech, to beg your pardons. If you look for a good speech now, you undo me: for what I have to say, is of mine own making; and what, indeed, I should say, will, I doubt, prove mine own marring. But to the purpose, and so to the venture.-Be it known to you, (as it is very well,) I was lately here in the end of a displeasing play, to pray your patience for it, and to promise you a better. I did mean, indeed, to pay you with this; which, if, like an ill venture, it come unluckily home, I break, and you, my gentle creditors, lose. Here, I promised you, I would be, and here I commit my body to your mercies: bate me some, and I will pay you some, and, as most debtors do, promise you infinitely. If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will you command me to use my legs? and yet that were but light payment, to dance out of your debt. But a good conscience will make any possible satisfaction, and so will I. All the gentlewomen here have forgiven me; if the gentlemen will not, then the gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen, which was never seen before in such an assembly. One word more, I beseech you. If you be not too much cloyed with fat meat, our humble author will continue the story, with Sir John in it, and make you merry with fair Katharine of France: where, for any thing I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless already he be killed with your hard opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr, and this is not the man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I will bid you good night: and so kneel down before you; -but, indeed, to pray for the queen. |