WAGGAWOCKY. (On the Tichborne Trial) "Merely interpolating the note that the word 'wabe' is explained by the Poet to mean 'a grassplot round a sundial,' but that it also means a Court of Justice, being derived from the Saxon waube, a wig-shop, we proceed to dress the prophetic ode in plain English :— 'TWAS Maytime, and the lawyer coves "Beware the Waggawock, my son, He took his ton-weight brief in hand, Long time the hidden clue he sought, And as in toughish thought he rocks, The Waggawock, sans truth or shame "Untrue! untrue!" Then, through and through "And hast thou slain the Waggawock " SHIRLEY BROOKS, 1872. In Truth, October 4, 1883, twenty-one imitations of the Jabberwocky were printed. They are now rather heavy reading, and only the two following seem worth reprinting :— THE CRUISE OF THE "P. C." BY A. T.* ACROSS the Swiffling waves they went, Beside the poo's'l stood the Gom, He chirked and murgled in his glee; The Bard was quite at sea. A pome, my brain needs kurgling hard, That wansome Bard he took his pen, A flirgly look arnund he guv; He squoffled once, he squirled, and then He wrote what's writ above. HERMON. *Alluding to Mr. Gladstone's trip on board the Pembroke Castle, ia September, 1883, when the Poet Laureate was also a guest of Sir Donald Currie, Now he is looking for their votes, can't you spoil his little plan ? Can you, can't you, can you, can't you spoil his little plan? Can you, can't you, can you spoil his little plan? "You can really have no notion how delightful it would be, My opponent's firmly settled, and I cannot take his seat. "What matters it? you are not beat!" his tall friend to him said, "There's another man to take your place, you know, when you are dead. If you'll leave Ireland alone, you'll then get on like fun, Truth. 15 July, 1886. Not only has Lewis Carroll given many themes to the parodists, but he has himself produced some amusing_parodies, a short one on Dr. Watts, that on Southey's, "You are old, Father William," already quoted on page 156, Volume III. of Parodies, and "Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup" given on page 35, all appear in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. That this book should have been translated into German, French, and Italian, tells of its well deserved popularity : And though the shadow of a sigh It shall not touch with breath of ba :0: MEET ME BY MOONLIGHT. MEET me by moonlight alone, And then I will tell you a tale, Must be told by the moonlight alone, In the grove at the end of the vale. You must promise to come, for I said, I would show the night-flowers their queen; Nay, turn not away thy sweet head, 'Tis the loveliest ever was seen. Oh! meet me by moonlight alone. Da, light may do for the gay, The thoughtless, the heardless, the free; But there's something about the moon's ray, That is sweeter to you and to me. Oh! remember, be sure to be there, For though dearly the moonlight I prize, I care not for all in the air, If I want the sweet light of your eyes. J. A. WADE. MEET ME, MISS MOLLY MALONE. MEET me, Miss Molly Malone, At the grove at the end of the vale; But be sure that you don't come alone, Bring a pot of your master's strong ale, With a nice bit of beef and some bread, Some pickled, or cucumbers green, Or a nice little dainty pig's head, 'Tis the loveliest tit-bit e'er seen. Then meet me, Miss Molly Malone. Pastry may do for the gay, Old maids may find comfort in tea; But there's something about ham and beef That agrees a deal better with me. Remember my cupboard is bare, Then come, if my dear life you prize, I'd have lived the last fortnight on air, But you sent me two nice mutton pies. Then meet me, Miss Molly Malone. MEET ME THIS EVENING ALONE, MEET me this evening alone, Friend Bite, and we'll hatch up a tale; We'll chat when the day's work is done, O'er a pipe and a jug of good ale: A plate of cold meat and some bread, With salad or cucumbers green, And part of a sucking pig's head 'Tis the loveliest of tit-bits e'er seen. Then meet me &c Pastry may do for the gay, The thoughtless, the young, and the free, If good eating and drinking you prize, From Wischeart's New Comic Songster. Many years ago (it was in February, 1844), Punch had a parody entitled "Moet me with Wimbush alone." alluding to Wimbush's omnibus, which then ran from Belgrave Square to the Bank. It was jocularly reported never to carry more than one passenger at a time. But the following parody, from the same source, is not only more modern, but also more likely to appeal to the present generation, than a satire on a long forgotten omnibus : Punch. RED HERRINGS. MEET me at breakfast alone, Though it's not the genteelest of fish. Drain, till from moisture 'tis free; Warm it through in the usual way, Then serve it for you and for me. A piece of cold butter prepare, To rub it when ready it lies; Egg sauce and potatoes don't spare, And the flavour will cause you surprise. ·:0: PARODIES OF "WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO, MY PRETTY MAID?” Miss Emily Faithful's paper was responsible for the following:-We saw a Christmas card the other day which had been sent to a young lady at a school of design. It represented a grotesque figure at a lecturer's desk, and underneath were these lines: "Where are you going to, my pretty maid?” "I'm going to lecture, sir," she said. "And what is the subject, my pretty maid?" "Total extinction of man," she said. "Men who suffer their wives' photographs to be exhibited for sale in the shop-windows run the risk of being thought to get some profit by so doing, for they otherwise would hardly sanction such publicity." Where are you going to, my pretty maid? What is your fortune, my pretty maid? How do you live on 't, my pretty maid? "WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO, MY PRETTY MAID." (New Reading.) WITH the pail for the milk hung over her arm, Now a spruce young clerk was out for a ride, But altho' she was rustic, and simple as well, "Where are you going to, my pretty maid?" Said this gay young spark from the neighb'ring town; "I am going a-milking, sir," she said. A blush on her face, and her eyes cast down. "May I be your escort, my pretty maid? Nay turn not away those cheeks rosy red; To carry your pail I'll not be afraid, And if you'll consent, I'm willing to wed." "What, sir, is your fortune?" cried the young maid, And around her lips a merry smile played. "My face is my fortune! my pretty maid." Then you've plenty of brass, kind sir," she said. TRUE. "Oh, where are you going, my pretty maid?" Detroit Free Press. July 24, 1886. Chestnuts-Americanism for stale jokes.) "You may come if you like, old GOSSET," he said; "You may come if you like, old GOSSET, 'he said. "Now you're tempting your fortune, iny stubborn head, Now you're tempting your fortune, my stubborn head." "Why, my Oath is my fortune, GOSSET," he said; "Why, my Oath is my fortune, GOSSET," he said." "Then, I don't think much of you, my stubborn head, Then, I don't think much of you, my stubborn head." "Nobody axed you to, GOSSET," he said; 61 Nobody axed you to, GOSSET," he said. (Dance up the middle, touch shoulder, and down again.) Punch, May 21, 1881. "Where are you going to, my pretty maid?" "I wouldn't give much for your 'preyes,' pretty maid!" "'Cause you ain't got it to give, sir," she said. [Exeunt ambo. "Where are you going to, my pretty maid?" "I'm going to a lecture, sir," she said. "May I come with you, my pretty maid?" 'You won't understand it, sir," she said. "What is the subject, my pretty maid?" "The final extinction of man," she said, "Then you won't marry, my pretty maid?" "Superior girls never marry," she said. Modern Society. September 12, 1885. WHERE are you going to my pretty maid? Then you'd better not try it, my pretty maid, ERNEST RAdford. AN IDYLLIC DUET. (A New Version, as Sung under the Gallery with the Greatest Success by the Sergeant-at-Arms, and the Junior Member for Northampton, Mr. Charles Bradlaugh.) "WHERE are you going to, my stubborn head? Where are you going to, my stubborn head ? " "I'm going a-swearing, GoSSET," he said; "I'm going a-swearing, GOSSET," he said. "Then I must come after you, my stubborn head; Then I must come after you, my stubborn head," "WHIZZ," the Christmas number of The Bicycling Times, 1880, has a long parody, entitled "A Bicyclist's Song," after My Rattling Mare and I; also a parody on "My Pretty Maid," entitled The Wheelman and the Maid, which concludes thus: "Shall I have any croppers?" asked my pretty maid, "Shall I have any croppers?" asked my pretty maid, "You'll often go over, sweet girl, I said, sweet girl I said," &c. "Then I cannot ride it," said my pretty maid, "Then I cannot ride it," said my pretty maid, "Then I'll wish you good morning, sweet girl, I said, sweet girl I said," &c. And still another, commencing : "Will you come and see my Humber?" said the rider on the tri, 'Tis the scorchingest of trycycles that ever you did spy; You've only got to pop your leg the easy saddle o'er, And you'll go along at such a pace as ne'er was seen before; Will you, will you, will you, will you come and see my tri ? There is also a prose imitation of Captain Mayne Reid, entitled, On the Prairie, by Jak Strauz Karsel. :0: I'VE BEEN ROAMING. I'VE been roaming, I've been roaming, Where the meadow dew is sweet, And I'm coming, and I'm coming, With its pearls upon my feet. I've been roaming, &c I've been roaming, I've been roaming, O'er the rose and lily fair, And I'm coming, and I'm coming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, And I'm coming, and I'm coming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming And I'm coming, and I'm coming, To my bower back again. I've been roaming, &c. ANONYMOUS. 1832. I'VE BEEN SHOPPING. I'VE been shopping-I've been shopping I've been roaming-I've been roaming, I've been roaming-I've been roaming I've been roaming-I ve been roaming THE WANDERing Jew. I'VE been roaming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, I have upon my life, And I m coming, and I'm coming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming I've been roaming, I've been roaming, But I'm a coming, I'm a coming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming, I've been roaming So I'm coming, so I'm coming, Universal Songster, Vol. 3. I'VE BEEN EATING, I'VE been eating, I've been eating, I've been stuffing, I've been stuffing With an out-and-out good meal. I've been drinking, I've been drinking, I've been eating, I've been eating, SONG BY A SHIFTY POLITICIAN. I've been turning,-I've been turning, I've been turning,-I've been turning, I've been turning,-I've been turning, Almost every way, 'tis plain, And I'm yearning, and I'm yearning, To be Chancellor again. -:0: AFLOAT. IN the steamer, O my darling! when the foghorns scream and blow, And the footsteps of the steward softly come and softly go. When the passengers are groaning with a deep and sincere woe, Will you think of me and love me, as you did not long ago? In the cabin, O my darling! think not bitterly of me, Though I rushed away and left you in the middle of our tea : I was seized with a sudden longing to gaze upon the damp, deep sea It was best to leave you then, dear; best for you and best for me. Liverpool Weekly Post. January 1, 1887. (To an Extortionate Tailor.) I KNOW not when your bill I'll see, His reckoning we must meet some day I know not are you far or near- I know not who is held so dear! Or who's to pay your "little bill! '' But when it comes, some day-some day- And don't you wish, my tailor gay, That you may get your £ s. d. ? Some day-some day-some day I must meet it, Only this-only this-this that once you did me- From Sketches in Prose and Verse, by F. B. Doveton, author of Snatches of Song. London: Sampson Low & Co., Fleet Street. 1886. (This amusing volume also contains a number of Parodies on the poems of Moore, Alfred Tennyson, Campbell, Hood, Byron, Coleridge, Southey, Poe, and Swinburne.) :0: MY MOTHER BIDS ME FIND AN HEIR. My mother bids me find an heir And give up Cousin Hugh, Who came so often to the square, Poor cornet-Horse Guards Blue. "For why," she cries, "a younger son, While plainer girls win peers, Он 'TIS BEEF! Oн, 'tis Beef, 'tis Beef, 'tis Beef, When hunger's most provoking. Though many may doat upon mutton, I never could let alone, Oh, 'tis Beef, 'tis Beef, 'tis Beef, Affords relief, When hunger's most provoking. Though Mrs Glass I daily look in, (No reflection on that cook, the chief), |